More Muchnick Delusions

Irvin Muchnick woke up absolutely giddy this morning when he discovered that U S A Swimming Safe Sport is following his Twitter feed.  He immediately speculated that the swimming organization would now begin responding to his inquiries.

This demonstrates how far the failed writer is out of touch with reality.  In the same way a doctor would monitor a virus that invades the body, Safe Sport is simply keeping an eye and ear to an irritant.

There is no way U S A Swimming will ever (and should ever) respond to this publicity seeking hack.  If you were in their shoes, would you acknowledge someone who accused one of your members of a heinous sexual assault?  And a 17 year old, to boot?  Easy answer, but one that Muchnick can't comprehend.

From the Mind of Irvin Muchnick

It's interesting to note that Irvin Muchnick, the exemplification of virtue, went back through his Freelance Blog and removed all the negative comments dating back to 2005.  We're still trying to locate some of those astute observations concerning failed writer Muchnick and will post when available.

In the meantime, enjoy this tidbit from mid-2006 entitled "DECLARATION OF IRVIN MUCHNICK IN OPPOSITION TO FINAL SETTLEMENT APPROVAL"

 "I am the father of two sons and two daughters with child-rearing costs. The main benefit to me of an improved settlement in this case is that my dear wife of 20 years might stop reminding me of what a worthless piece of garbage I am."

Never have truer words been spoken.  The above quote is not made up.  It is from the horse's (or in this case ass's) mouth.

Let the Excuses Begin

Failed writer Irvin Muchnick is already formulating his excuses as to why Congressman George Miller will soon discontinue his "investigation" into U S A Swimming.

Muchnick, who recently settled a defamation lawsuit with a 17 year old minor, is laying the groundwork by saying the investigation is in a "lull" period while the Congressman builds a case against the famed swimming organization.

As we have said time and time again, this "investigation" will peter out, just like all of Muchnick's stories.  And that's what they are really; stories.  Muchnick is like an ambulance-chasing attorney without an ABA license.  His entire modus operandi is to find plaintiffs, who stand to win money in court, or enemies of his targets who have an axe to grind.

There is never balanced reporting.  He is unable to see more than one side.  That's why I continue to peg him as a failed writer.  Unfortunately, I was in his line of fire.  He destroyed a class action settlement eight years ago that would have paid millions to freelance writers.  I have since made it my life's work to provide everyone in his target range a copy of the lawsuit against him.  Knowledge is the best weapon.

The Plight of The Stupid

“We will continue our current media relations strategy of working with legitimate media sources and not engaging with personal bloggers.”

   --USA Swimming


Poor moron failed writer Irvin Muchnick.

Last week was the much-anticipated (by Muchnick) meeting between the staff of Congressman George Miller and members of U S A Swimming's Safe Sport program.

It is rare that anyone responds to any of Muchnick's questions, but Miller's staff did just that.  Muchnick came out of his hole a day later glowing about how Miller is going to follow up on the swimming "scandals." 

The idiot Muchnick has no idea he was being patronized.  Just read the responses by Miller's staff if you want a good chuckle.  Anyone who knows the smallest thing about publicity and marketing will recognize their responses as doublespeak for "yeah, we'll get right on that."

Muchnick has written scores of open letters and emails which have gotten zero responses, so when somebody actually answers him, he's willing to believe anything.

As predicted, there will be no Congressional investigation and no public hearings.  End of story.

Not only is he wrong about everything, but anyone who has ever met him hates his guts.  It sucks to be Muchnick.

Muchnick Hits One Million Mark in Calls For Congressional Investigations

OK, we might be exaggerating a bit, but so far failed writer Irvin Muchnick has called for Congressional investigations into the WWE, NFL, Copyright Law, U S A Swimming, among others.  What do those four have in common?  RESULT?  NO CONGRESSIONAL INVESTIGATIONS.  His latest rants are about a meeting between U S A Swimming and California Congressman George Miller that will supposedly lead to public investigations.  But get this, GEORGE MILLER WILL NOT EVEN BE AT THE MEETING!  His staff will handle it, illustrating the "importance" of the subject to the Representative.

So one must wonder; is the messenger the problem?  Muchnick, who was recently sued by a minor for publishing incendiary accusations of sexual assault, has absolutely no credibility.  At this point, anyone with a legitimate issue would be best served if they stayed far away from this individual and not let him poison it. 

In the near future, anyone allowing this hack anywhere near their issue faces the prospect of being "Muchnicked."

One quick note:  In a recent post, Muchnick actually called himself "The blog of record" on the NFL concussion issue.  I'd cut back on the meds if I were you, Irvin.

By the way, get a new profile photo.  You use that stale picture on everything you send out.  No photo can make you look human, but at least it would be less than 10 years old. 

Muchnick Reduced to "Infomercials"

"It is fair to say that I was “ordered” to do certain things, in the same sense that the plaintiff was “ordered” to dismiss the lawsuit in return."

    ---Irvin Muchnick


Irvin Muchnick's journalism career has now been limited to hawking his 99-cent e-books on obscure websites.

You've seen them before--most often on late-night television--commercials disguised as news.  Shunned by legitimate news outlets, failed writer Irvin Muchnick now writes his long, insane ramblings on obscure web blogs.

And even those NOW COME WITH A DISCLAIMER such as "The opinions expressed are those of the author and are not necessarily the views of (fill in the blank)."

Real news organizations won't touch this guy with a 10 foot pole.

U S A SWIMMING SMACKS DOWN MUCHNICK

“I certainly violated common corporate journalistic convention by deciding to publish names of minors.”
    
     -- Irvin Muchnick



Just for a moment, let's put aside the fact that Irvin Muchnick destroyed a class action settlement that would have paid freelance writers millions of dollars and focus on his failed new endeavor as a blogger.

A recent public relations statement by U S A Swimming supported a greater cooperation with "legitimate media," while stressing a policy of not responding to "personal bloggers."

As the few people who read him are aware, that was a direct smack down of failed writer Irvin Muchnick  Muchnick, who was recently sued by a minor for defamation and invasion of privacy, made sure that aspiring, responsible bloggers would get no assistance with stories about U S A Swimming.

Muchnick, in a desperate attempt to attract attention, has wildly tossed out vicious theories about the sport of swimming without any tangible proof.  He routinely takes minute facts and twists them into wild stories of sexual abuse.  Muchnick is a perfect example of all that is wrong with internet journalism.

Muchnick has been wrong about everything he has ever written about.  What makes him so dangerous is that he couches his bogus opinions as facts.

Again, if he wasn't responsible for taking money out of my pocket by destroying the settlement, I would have stayed as far away from this person as humanly possible.   But his total disregard for people makes it my duty to inform the world of his irresponsibility.

If you look back at this blog's sister twitter site, @notirvmuchnick, you can verify that everything I have said about him has turned out to be 90 per cent accurate, including the lawsuit.

His latest claim is that California Representative George Miller is going to conduct public hearings on the "corruption" at U S A Swimming.  The fact is that Miller will meet with the representatives of U S A Swimming's Safe Sport program and that will be the end of it.  Mark  my words:  THERE WILL BE NO CONGRESSIONAL INVESTIGATION OF THIS PHANTOM PROBLEM.

Of course, that will not stop Muchnick.  He'll continue to write innuendo as fact and his opinion as the truth.  There will be another lawsuit in his future.  He can't help himself.

Here is the latest blog from U S A Swimming on the subject.  Enjoy the truth, for a change.

http://usaswimming.org/ViewNewsArticle.aspx?TabId=0&Alias=Rainbow&Lang=en&ItemId=5485&mid=12660